#having a penis | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

kissingstarlight · 7 months ago

Text

With great power comes great responsibility 👀

5 notes · View notes

omejos-blog · 3 months ago

Text

#having a penis #hard

1 note · View note

cidnangarlond · 5 months ago

Text

#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here #1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl #4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there #because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110 #6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean #yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest #and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo

7K notes · View notes

foolsocracy · 9 months ago

Text

gotta add another noir variant to the gang

#the goober ever #see guys I can draw spiderverse art….#spiderverse #across the spiderverse #peni parker #peter porker #peter benjamin parker #peter b parker #gwen stacy #miles morales #my art #noirverse #a little bit #I always say to myself: thank god Pete didn’t have fog lake in the 1930s to kill himself to #cant decide of gwen and Pete would be besties forever or if their angsty emo energies create the frienemies of the millennium #itsv #atsv

4K notes · View notes

incandescent-mushroom · 19 days ago

Text

i choose to believe Odo was only like 5’8” or so when he first came to the station but he gradually kept making himself taller so that he could loom over Quark more effectively

#i have no evidence to support this but i’m right #also you guys are sooo lucky i didn’t post the original penis version #odo #ds9

1K notes · View notes

danandfuckingjonlmao · 4 months ago

Text

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

#it’s already annoying enough that we know they see two of anything and go ‘omg that’s us’#and that they send each other posts like ‘this was made for us 🥹’ and sit around going ‘oh my god that is SO us 🥺’ ‘i know! 🥺’ like go away #THEY HAVE A FRAMED PICTURE OF THEIR FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS FFS WE CANT BEAT THAT #they are the biggest phannies there’s no competition #knowing that helps me sleep at night #i’m like ok being a phannie humiliating and shameful but it could be worse i could be dnp #/j #self love is good i guess #hi sanj if you see this im sorry for neglecting you i haven’t not been on twt #dnp #dan and phil #phan #dip and pip #d&p #dapg #danandphilgames #dick and penis #yeet my deet #dan howell #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #yeet my deenp #tatinof #dnptit #pp42??#bog #tmogar

2K notes · View notes

poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

Text

You made her cry, time to die.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #wei wuxian #This scene actually takes place many months before the previous scene.#Hence the outfits looking different!#Consider this a flashback within a flashback!#Speaking of outfits - no one noticed/commented on it so I'll give my little continuity nod away:#JZX's bandages on his wrist are from the *last* time he insulted Jiang Yanli.#I considered having WWX maul him like a chew toy again but I think this punchline hits funnier. A kickline. if you will.#And speaking of other outfit nods: This is a meta nod towards JYL's first appearance in this series.#Where I accidently made the flower on her dress look like a penis. Hoping no one would notice.#Then months later...just when I thought I was safe...someone pointed it out and I *wailed*. I AM SO SORRY SHIJIE...#I really to love this scene a lot. We have JYL just trying her best + JZX being a dickhead + WWX being full of rage. Mwah. Delicious.#I especially love how the audio drama comments that Jiang Cheng is on his way over. You *know* he's about to start swinging too.

2K notes · View notes

spacelazarwolf · 4 months ago

Text

what “not all men” was supposed to be about:

person a: i was raped by a man and it was awful.

person b: ummmm well not all men are rapists???? are you saying all men are rapists????

person a: ???? i literally never said that????

what radical-feminism-snorting bozos on this website think it is:

person a: all men are inherently predatory, aggressive, and dangerous.

person b: hey that’s a pretty fucked up generalization to make about an entire population. also i don’t think you’ve considered how intersectionality plays out here.

person a: lmao shut the fuck up “not all men” mra.

#it’s fun to try to figure out if by ‘men’ they mean people who were assigned male at birth or ppl who have a penis or ppl who id as men #sometimes for some reason it’s all three

2K notes · View notes

babybirbb · 2 years ago

Text

i don’t know what’s funnier: spidernoir and spider-ham being invited to the spider society and them turning it down, or just straight up not being invited to join lmao

#i was wondering where they were especially after i saw peni #it was good to see them at the end of the movie tho #they better have speaking parts in the next one #the gangs all back together #thanks gwen #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #atsv spoilers #atsv #spiderman atsv #spider noir #spider ham #peter benjamin parker #peter porker #miles morales #marvel #baby blurbbs

11K notes · View notes

froody · 6 months ago

Text

Dale Bartholomew Cooper is transgender, not only is he transgender but Dale Cooper was his birth name. He just added the ‘Bartholomew’. He came out in 1961 and both of his parents were radically accepting. They wanted him to have a happy midcentury boyhood but it was difficult to provide, not because of his gender identity but because he was severely asthmatic and stalked by a manifestation of all of the evil in the world. Being transgender causes him little to no consternation. He is stealth but Albert does his medical evaluation every quarter so that is no obstacle. He occasionally forgets he is transgender.

#dale cooper #twin peaks #you know he didn’t tell Harry until they were out of the talking phase #getting into heavy petting in the Bronco and Harry goes to palm his crotch and he is like ‘Harry I do not have a penis.’#SOOOOO CASUALLY #man this edible rulesssss

1K notes · View notes

joyfuladorable · 2 years ago

Text

Trust (based on an ask I answered)

#spiderverse #peni parker #SP//dr #miles morales #not tagging gwen this ain't about her lol #atsv #across the spiderverse #my art #first time drawing Miles!!#based Spider's design off the comics cuz I couldn't find movie ref til AFTER I finished drawing em lol #waiting eagerly for my art books to arrive so I have better refs for all the Spideys #also if anyone tags this as ship I'll hunt them down on all fours like Miguel does to Miles (jk I'll just block)

6K notes · View notes

54625 · 1 year ago

Text

Okay I'm curious. Since the MCYT fan space has a tendency to unanimously agree on certain headcanons and make a lot of things widespread fanon, are there any popular headcanons, interpretations, or portrayals of characters that you really don't like? I genuinely wanna know. Any popular ships you dislike? Any creaturifications that you dislike? Or even just the way people talk about a character?

#qsmp #trafficblr #hermitcraft #hermitblr #a couple of my own are #qpr Tazercraft. not a lot to say about i just prefer them as regular ol' best mates #and trans qPac. just because a man is Short* and Nice* doesn't mean he has to be trans #*i say this because i have noticed a pattern. male characters who are short have a large overlap with characters seen as trans #oh you're a dude?? and you're under 6ft??? you couldn't possibly have a penis #mcyt #remember

2K notes · View notes

gh0st-4ss · 5 months ago

Text